WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

Wo hoh someone came out of their shell!

I never!  I got the message from represented by the likeness of Helena Bonham Carter that my daughter is being stimulated in a way I don't want her to be.  Look, I'm not wound up, myself.  You don't know how mad I am.  Who did this?  Tell me, immediately!  Then, call the police, 911!

Look, I know I've experienced different sensations, but I never want this to happen!

Somebody, do something!  This has never happened!  It's being done.  I didn't make this up.

Now what?  What else do I say.  Fix it!  I didn't want this to happen!

I bet it was my dad.  Somebody, get him behind bars and give me my money!  I know we just spent some.  He didn't take me to the mall to get a sweater, though.  Go make some other lunatic who takes things for granted experience a meditation on a sweater.

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!

Hello!  Why don't you listen to the magnitude of what I say, ever?

Hello!  I shouldn't have to do this.

Don't bask yourself to the world and cause them to be stimulated in ways they don't want to be.  Don't tell us to try to process it.  Some things are not easy to understand, and I don't really try to hurt anyone and am very careful in how I think.  I did that growing up, as I could, and my life wasn't totally bad.  Stop twisting things I say against my future daughter!  I SAID STOP.  STOP PRETENDING YOU DIDN'T DO IT.  I AM ENRAGED.  STOP putting me off.

You don't have a reason to go crazy and do whatever you want.  Get out of my life.  Yes, you could have been in my life if you respected me.

I don't care about anything you do.